50.) “It makes me uncontrollably slap ignorant people… the whole day.” -
Larry
51.) “I named my website deepsquatter.com…kind of stupid if I don't squat.” –
Jason
52.) “I love squatting and occasionally puking from them. I thought I was
really getting in great shape and the mad scientist Joe McCoy told me to do all
my squat sets a couple weeks ago for 2 minutes straight, yeah I'm in great
shape- puked everywhere. Whether it's speed reps, max effort or conditioning
squats, they are ass-kickers for your whole entire body no matter what level you
are..........if done right!” – Darryl
53.) “You don’t have to wait for the squat rack on Monday. Plus, squatting
heavy validates your man card.” – Sam
54.) “It gives me a 'squat butt' that my husband loves!” – Kori
55.) “I am a sadist and it's the only piece of equipment in the chrome and
fern gym that I train in that isn't always full of pumpers.” – Robert
56.) “I love the way a barbell feels and looks across my shoulders. It is
also a great rehab for an ‘effed’ up knee/leg.” - Jerome
57.) “Same reason I deadlift. I like to go to failure and then have the
weight drop off my back onto the racks so it makes a huge noise and interrupts
everyone's set, so they can see how strong and awesome I am.” – Louis
58.) “Nothing drops panties faster than a heavy, deep back squat.” – Mike
59.) “It's an exercise that is rarely done properly amongst the general
population, and I need to be good at something (because I suck at everything
else).” – Brian
60.) “Develop more power in my legs to kick down doors.” – Bill
61.) “As soon as you sit back you can call your own depth...” – Ryan
62.) “My gym is full off sissies that do biceps and abs every workout.” –
Brant
63.) “People who are smaller and weaker than me tell me not to squat and I
choose not to listen.” – Andy
64.) “I love to squat. When I started lifting at age 13 I had one of those
cement filled weight sets. There were a few iron plates that my dad let me have.
I had no squat rack so I had to clean and press the weight overhead to squat.
Fuck, I did floor presses before anyone, including me, knew what they were
because I had no bench either. When I was around 18, I went to a friend’s gym
and wanted to do a Tom Platz squat workout. I hit 315 for 15 and 225 for 25.
Then I staggered outside and went down on all fours puking for at least a half
hour. I couldn't walk right for a week and had to crawl up the stairs to my
bedroom while my Mom heckled me from the bottom of the stairs.” – Paul
65.) “I believe the squat to be a very functional movement in life. If a lot
of people learned how to do it properly, there would be a lot less lower back
injuries.” – Jason
66.) “I like it when I squat to a box and people tell me I squat too low.” –
Matthew
67.) “It is just plain fun!” - Jesse
68.) “When your squat goes up EVERYTHING goes up!”- Bobby
69.) “I don't want to be one of those guys in the gym with a big ass upper
body and chicken legs.” – Brandon
70.) “Chicks dig big legs.” – Jon
71.) “Balance between the upper and lower.”- Richard
72.) “They hurt so good.” – Jordan
73.) “So that I can be the only one on my football team that actually
squats.” – Morgan
74.) “I squat mainly because it makes me feel strong. I don't know, for some
reason when I squat all my other lifts improve. Also, it impresses the shit out
of the Average Joe.” – Charles Bailey
75.) “A guy who squats and has an iPod on, while wearing a ‘fuck you, pay me’
look on his face, doesn't get messed with.” – Jay
76.) “All the losers and dweebs are always hogging the leg press!” – Gordon
77.) “I want to see how far I’m willing to push my body. If you don’t squat,
you’re gay.” – Matt
78.) “I love the challenge of it.” –Vince
79.) “Because no one else will!” – Sam
80.) “I love the feeling of not being able to walk or sit down for the entire
week!” – John
80.) “I love the feeling of not being able to walk or sit down for the entire
week!” – John
81.) “Running out the door to puke because it's closer than the bathroom is
wicked cool.” – Dan
82.) “Because bars need to be bent.” – Adnan
83.) “It gives me a reason to drink more milk.” – Tyler
84.) “Squatting makes me want to eat more!” – Josh
85.) “I hate and fear them! Who in their right mind would want to put a
weighted bar across their shoulders and possibly get crushed? Talk about facing
your fears! I guess I’m not in my right mind.” – Kelly
86.) “I was told if I didn't squat I would go to Hell.” – Justin
87.) “I squat because God told me to.” – Howard
88.) “I squat because it is what I was built to do, plus my bench is weak!” -
Dustin
89.) “Squatting is my anti-drug.” – Corrigan
90.) “Squats made hair explode out of my chest and face.” – Brian
91.) “The best way to gain overall strength is to squat. And squat heavy my
friends - rumor has it that squats can raise test levels!” - Matt
92.) “Squats cure cancer.”- Ben
93.) “Chicks dig a big back squat.” – Michael
94.) “It’s one of the 3 lifts I compete in, and if you don't squat, you are a
pussy.” – Chris
95.) “It’s more fun than benching!” – Jeremy
96.) “Keeps the hips and core strong and healthy.” – Dewey
97.) “To build leg mass.” – Charles
98.) “To keep the junk in the trunk tight.” – Kimberly
99.) “I like doing the stanky leg around the gym!” – Francy
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