Though This Be Madness, Yet There Is Method in It
By
Glenn Buechlein
“The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. Do
not be afraid to make mistakes providing you do not make the same one twice.”
—Theodore Roosevelt
This year marks the twentieth anniversary of my odyssey as a classroom
teacher. Upon completion of my first year, the building principal summoned me to
his office, and we reflected on what I needed to do to improve and become more
effective as an instructor. Being a greenhorn, there were a variety of areas to
focus on, but I left the meeting with one thought in particular that resonated
in my mind. The administrator indicated that I developed above average lesson
plans and learning strategies, but when I taught, I was merely going through the
motions.
I had well devised and detailed plans that were often borrowed or modeled
after similar designs constructed by educators who were revered as sages in the
realm of lesson plan writing. However, I didn’t know how to effectively
implement them. The principal stated that I was in essence teaching, but I
hadn’t even come close to mastering the “art of teaching.” At the time, I was
somewhat perplexed as to exactly what he was saying, but experience alone became
my tutor. I discovered that I needed to “own” my own plans, and this in turn
would enable me to truly believe in what I was doing. Someone once stated that
it’s a long road to pedagogy, and I found this statement to be utterly true.
When I began lifting a quarter of a century ago, I made the same mistakes in
the iron dungeons I frequented as I did when I initially taught in the
classroom. I diligently sought out the lifting gurus and adhered to their
programs that looked good on paper but somehow never delivered the results they
promised or fulfilled the personal goals I was seeking. There was always a
feeling I harbored deep inside that told me that much of what I viewed as true
was nothing more than a gimmick, but I felt compelled or even obligated to stay
loyal because I believed I had no other option. It’s now abundantly clear that
much of what I read plastered throughout the mainstream weightlifting magazines
was clearly written by charlatans that if brains were leather couldn’t saddle a
gnat.
I eventually made a conscious effort to fly solo and detach myself from the
teat of training. Now, I can only blame myself for my failures, not someone else
or their strategies and ideas. Don’t get me wrong—many individuals need
structure and an ever present hand to hold on to. The cookie cutter step-by-step
templates serve them well. Not me. When I initially embarked on my own and began
questioning the established dogma, I readily admit that I was confused as a goat
on AstroTurf. Similar to my teaching experience, trial and error coupled with
time has enabled me to believe in what I do in the gym. This is the key factor.
Also, whether it be teaching or weightlifting, there must exist a method to the
madness. My method of program design is twofold. I want to satisfy certain
innate competitive goals, and I plan around pain. My approach is intuitive and
instinctual. I simply go by what feels right.
I began seriously weightlifting in 1985 and can honestly say that I have
never missed more than one week of training. This is something that I’m
apparently proud of, but it has proven to be a double-edged sword. The positive
aspect is the satisfaction of being able to do something I love for a quarter of
a century. The negative aspect is the lingering injuries that have resulted in
chronic pain. This plays a crucial role in how I plan a workout.
Selfishly, the workouts at my gym are solely based around me. What can I do
on a given day? You may be saying that I’m an arrogant bastard, but I see it
another way. It is analogous to the age old neighborhood dilemma involving a boy
and his ball. The boy who brings the ball to the playground generally makes the
rules. Others may not like the rules, but no ball, no game. Actually, the guys
who train with me will benefit from my programming because they won’t
continuously abuse their bodies. I believe this will save them in the long run.
Let’s all amuse ourselves and flashback to 1985. Reagan is president, gas is
$1.10 per gallon, Mike Tyson and Wrestlemania have their debuts, and Madonna and
Wham! rule the music charts. The only thing that qualifies as more disastrous
than the popular music of the time period was Coke’s decision to release New
Coke and my weightlifting workouts. Talk about overtraining. I represented the
moron population who believed if a little was OK, then more has to be better.
I lifted daily. No rest for the wicked! I recall one incident that
exemplifies my mindset. I benched heavy in the morning, cranking out a minimum
of 20 sets and then received a call that evening from my buddy asking if I
wanted to go lift. I said sure and then inquired as to what he was doing. He
responded that he was going to bench. I said that this was no problem and
proceeded to hit it again. This scenario was more common than unusual.
Now, let’s pull a Michael J. Fox and venture “back to the future.” Today, I
train two times per week and still make gains. One day is devoted to the squat
and accessories while the other day is centered on bench pressing and
supplemental exercises. My back is trained on both days. I provide a genuine
sample summer workout below.
Tuesday, squats
Warm-up
Bike, 20 minutes
Leg extensions, 100 total reps
Squat
The goal for the summer was to do 500 for 10 reps in the squat. I used a
safety squat bar and squatted to parallel or slightly above. I didn’t use any
lifting aids, including a belt.
Bar X 10
155 X 10
245 X 10
335 X 10
475 X 10
Unilateral movement
Single leg Bulgarian split squats with a 72-lb kettlebell in each hand
1 X 6
1 X 10
Then
One–legged deadlifts with 100-lb kettlebells
1 X 10
1 X 10
Set the table
1 set of 10, 10, and 10
10 with right arm, 10 with left arm, and then 10 in the middle
Shrug holds
Used 100-lb kettlebells, did 10 shrugs, and then held for 20 seconds. Did 10
shrugs and held for 30 seconds and then did 10 shrugs and held for one minute.
Pull-ups
Used the dart board for this. Around 60 reps total using a different grip or
style for each set.
Saturday, bench
Warm-up
Bike, 20 minutes
Leg extensions, 100 reps
Foam press/manpon
Triples up to 405
Worked up to a single with 550
4-Board press
Did 6 reps per set. The first 3 reps were paused for a count and the last 3
were rapid fire.
315 X 6
405 X 6
495 X 6
585 X 6
Timed dumbbell presses off of a Swiss ball
80-lb dumbbells used throughout
First set was for 15 seconds
Second was for 30 seconds
Third was for 45 seconds
Final set was for a minute
Total reps = 75
Rows
One-arm rows using a 100-lb kettlebell. Follow the leader.
First set was 5 each arm
Second was 10 each arm
Third was 15 each arm
Final was 20 each arm
Total reps = 100
Finisher
Used a deck of cards to determine the reps. The first 3 sets were all for 10
and the final set was for 6.
Order of exercises: Icarian rows, blast strap push-ups, and green band
push-downs for triceps
Now that you’ve tasted a sample of my current lifting program, I will briefly
explain why I have chosen what I do. I’m best known for my bench pressing
prowess, so I will begin with a brief explanation of my current routine. I
follow what I’ve dubbed the shotgun approach. I try to accomplish a variety of
goals all in one workout instead of concentrating on a specific aspect such as
power or speed. I design the workout so there is a power, strength, and
hypertrophy segment all wrapped up into one.
Generally, lifters train the bench a minimum of two times per week focusing
on speed one day and max effort the other or one light day and one heavy day. I
discovered this approach to be counterproductive because I remained sore and
never fully recuperated. Plus, I never saw any observable reason for having
multiple days for the bench. As stated earlier, I have become comfortable in my
own skin and feel confident in what I do even if it bucks the current trend or
deviates from the conventional wisdom. Debates rage on endlessly concerning what
plan is better. My point is that the best plan is the one that works best for
you.
On bench day, I begin with a heavy exercise and work up to a max single. I
consistently rotate the movement from week to week. My goal is simply to keep
breaking personal records for each lift. As expected, this becomes quite
difficult as more and more time goes by because eventually one’s potential is
reached. The joy of lifting is the ongoing struggle to go beyond physical
limitations. I’m never satisfied. Months may drift by and even years without a
personal record being surpassed, but then out of the blue, a seemingly miniscule
five-pound improvement is achieved, and this keeps the fire lit for another
year. These gym records actually mean more to me than the American records I
hold.
I have my favorite lifts for the bench, but I never do the same movement two
weeks in a row. The initial movement usually is chosen from a core of
four—presses off of foam, fat bar presses off a rolled up rug, 2-board presses,
and reverse cambered bar presses. Notice that all these have a shortened range
of motion. The only time I go to my chest is if my shoulders are feeling great.
On really bad days, I will lessen the range of motion even more by adding an
extra board or thicker foam pads. All of these movements can be enhanced by
adding bands and chains for resistance. I especially like the chains because
they aren’t as brutal on my joints.
The second exercise focuses on the triceps. It’s vital to have impressively
strong triceps if a big bench press is your goal. I choose to perform anywhere
from 5–10 reps per set for the second movement and consistently do 3–4 sets. The
last movement I choose is repetition work. As the name implies, this portion of
the workout emphasizes high repetitions that generally fall in the range of
80–100 total reps performed in four sets. Regardless of the lift being executed,
all repetitions should be done in an explosive manner. The pace in my gym is
fast and furious with minimal rest time between sets and exercises. Proper
technique is required whether it be for a max single or the last rep of the day.
There you have it.
I only bench once a week, but I get in heavy max singles, triceps strength
enhancement, and plenty of reps at the end so I feel as though I did something.
Actually, concluding with the high reps seems to aid in my recuperation because
of the increased blood flow. I feel much better at the end of the pressing
session than at the beginning. When the benching is over, I turn my attention to
the muscles people often ignore because they can’t see them as well in a mirror.
The back muscles are extremely important for a prodigious press because they
serve the dual purpose of maintaining stability throughout the lift while also
providing the necessary foundation for proper set up. I like to do one rowing
movement for the back and a second movement focusing on the upper back such as
shrugs or some type of pull-up. Six to ten total sets are done for the back on
this day.
My second lifting day is devoted to my lower extremities and revolves around
the squat. After all, my goal is to not resemble an upside down bowling
pin. My ability to squat heavy is controlled by a variety of nagging injuries
including major back surgery and knee flare-ups. In recent years, I’ve
repeatedly dealt with torn hamstrings probably due to overcompensating for the
other problems. These problems have set me back, but they haven’t deterred me
from trying. This summer marked a return to my favorite lift after a two-year
hiatus. I did manage to maintain my core and leg strength by doing alternative
exercises such as kettlebell swings and the like. I was also dealt a great hand
by Mother Nature. I’ve been blessed genetically down below because I never seem
to lose any real size or strength even with extended layoffs.
My current leg program always begins with the safety bar squat simply because
it’s the only bar I can use. For my current training cycle, I set a personal
summer goal of performing 10 parallel squats off a box with 500 lbs. These are
all performed completely raw. By raw, I mean without the aid of any equipment
including a lifting belt. Thus far, I’ve successfully completed my weekly goals,
and I have two weeks left to finalize my quest. Typically, I warm up by doing 10
reps with the bar, progressively adding a plate to each side until I’m properly
warmed up. The bar weighs 65 lbs, so a common progression would be the bar X 10,
155 X 10, 245 X 10, and then 335 X 10. I immediately jump up to my top set for
the day such as 475 X 10. If I wouldn’t get all 10 reps, I would have to do it
again the next week. The key is to start low enough and have enough sense to set
a goal that is challenging yet practical.
My second exercise is often more squatting, but the repetitions are greatly
increased. Sets may top out at 20 repetitions or more depending on the exercise
chosen. Next, I incorporate a unilateral movement or one leg at a time to
correct any imbalances. Choices here include Bulgarian split squats, lunges
forward and backward, one-legged deadlifts, and step-ups. Generally, I conclude
the workout with something for the posterior such as kettlebell swings, or if
weather permits, various Strongman type exercises done outside.
Whether it’s people stopping me on the street or casually engaging in
conversation at a restaurant or public gathering, the topic of conversation
seems to always roam into the realm of weight lifting. Without fail, the
individual will ask how much I bench. Upon answering, a couple of common themes
arise. First, the person who initiates the conversation about lifting always has
a close relative that no matter what you’ve accomplished, still manages to one
up you. Secondly, it will be stated by the novice that you must lift every day
to be that strong. This, of course, is solely based upon the shadowy relative
that they know. When I respond that I only lift two times per week, jaws usually
drop. Say it ain’t so! Well, it is.
Glenn “Apollo” Buechlein is a teacher in Indiana with a 700-lb plus bench
press at 242 lbs. Best known as “Power B,” Glenn’s gym is in Washington,
Indiana. His gym is perfect—steel, chalk, dogs, and pure mayhem.
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