The Prowler Flu—We Need Your Help

While everyone’s attention is tightly focused on the rapidly developing swine flu story, everyone around our office keeps hearing about what seems to be an even more infectious ailment: The Prowler Flu. If you haven’t experienced this phenomenon quite yet, here are some documented cases:

To spread the word, we’re asking for your help. We’re looking for “Citizen Journalists” (that means you guys) to confirm any and all new cases. In return for your work, here is what we’re going to do:

***Whoever sends us the most video-documented cases of “prowler flu” will be invited to join us at our next Underground Strength Session and train at our brand new facility along side Team EliteFTS. Plus, you’ll get some free publicity for your videos.

Now, here are the rules:

New cases must be documented by video only
Only one case per video is allowed; each case must be done in an separate video
A Web link to videos should be submitted to prowlerflu@elitefts.com
Web links only—do not send video files

Also, no:

Obscene, profane, lewd, defamatory content, data or images unsuitable for broadcast
Nudity (unless it’s extremely good-looking women -- just kidding)
License plates, phone numbers, personal addresses (physical or email) or otherwise
Website or web page links
Derogatory characterizations of any ethnic, racial, sexual or religious groups

And, here’s the legal stuff our buzz-kill lawyer made us add:

All entries submitted become the property of the EliteFTS.com (Sponsor). By participating in this Contest, each participant agrees that Sponsor may, at its option, post the entry online on Sponsor’s website, Sponsor’s Affiliate sites (youtube.com, etc.) and any other site. Release: By entering the Contest, you hereby grant the Sponsor, Elite Fitness Systems, its employees, partners and sponsors, and legal representatives the irrevocable, perpetual, worldwide right to use, reproduce, edit, market, broadcast, store, distribute, have distributed, reproduce, re-arrange, change, add to or delete from, translate, adapt or otherwise revise and/or alter the video or blur or distort any person, place or item depicted in the video. Any video deemed inappropriate or unsuitable for posting, in Sponsor’s sole discretion will be disqualified.

Get your Prowler here.