For all those elitefts™ readers out there that have daughters. Take a good, long look at these two beautiful, yet very cocky faces. These are the faces of my once angelic daughters, my precious little babies, who I once nurtured and bounced on my knee, on their way to a ‘Lil Wayne’ concert after I told them in no uncertain terms they were NOT to attend. Not only was it a Lil' Wayne concert, but it was held in Camden, NJ, which makes downtown Detroit look like Aspen, Colorado.

It just goes to show you, no matter how big and powerful you THINK you are. I don’t care if you can squat a half a ton raw and can bench 800 pounds...you ain’t got shit on Lil ‘Mother F*ckin’ Wayne.

If any of you dads out there need child rearing advice, just send me some questions through the elitefts™ Q&A. I've been through it all.

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