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BAMF Tank

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Let me tell you a story about a man we used to call Rex.  His real name doesn’t matter (and quite honestly I don’t remember) but we called him Rex because he had the shortest arms you’ve ever seen.  His bench stroke was ridiculously small..we’re talking maybe 3 inches. Combine that with legs the size of tree trunks and you’ve got yourself a dangerous man.

Rex worked a job machining metal parts. His hands were rough and his forearms like steel braided cable.  He looked every part of his 770lb bench.  If that wasn’t enough to consider him one BAMF.. then I’m not sure what is.

Rex got into a bad car accident and his life changed forever.  When the car hit him head-on, he had both arms extended on the wheel.. instantly breaking them both.  Unable to train and unable to work, he took up a side job as a television extra. Eventually landing the role of a familiar character.. a certain purple dinosaur on a children’s channel. 

I guess I’m just telling you this story because the way you handle yourself in life is the legacy you’ll leave and the impression you’ll make on people.  Bad Ass Mother Fu**er can go to Broken Arms Must Flop in a heartbeat, so be bold, seek greatness, and don’t be afraid to take risks.

Live, Learn, Pass On. 

Printed on our soft Tultex Tank. 4.5 oz. 30/1's Fine Knit Jersey.  100% Ring-spun cotton.  Pre-shrunk.  Tubular construction.  Ribbed neckline and armholes.  Double-needle neck and bottom hem.  Reactive-dyed.  Dischargeable.  Tear Anywhere label.  NAFTA friendly. 

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