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Big Animals Must Feast?
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Let me tell you a story about a man we used to call Rex.  His real name doesn’t matter (and quite honestly I don’t remember) but we called him Rex because he had the shortest arms you’ve ever seen.  His bench stroke was ridiculously small..we’re talking maybe 3 inches. Combine that with legs the size of tree trunks and you’ve got yourself a dangerous man.

Rex worked a job machining metal parts. His hands were rough and his forearms like steel braided cable.  He looked every part of his 770lb bench.  If that wasn’t enough to consider him one BAMF.. then I’m not sure what is.

Rex got into a bad car accident and his life changed forever.  When the car hit him head-on, he had both arms extended on the wheel.. instantly breaking them both.  Unable to train and unable to work, he took up a side job as a television extra. Eventually landing the role of a familiar character.. a certain purple dinosaur on a children’s channel. 

I guess I’m just telling you this story because the way you handle yourself in life is the legacy you’ll leave and the impression you’ll make on people.  Bad Ass Mother Fu**er can go to Broken Arms Must Flop in a heartbeat, so be bold, seek greatness, and don’t be afraid to take risks.

Live, Learn, Pass On. 

Printed on our standard Gildan Tee.  Shoulder-to-shoulder taping, quarter turned, pill resistant air Jet spun yarn, double-needle stitched neckline, sleeves and bottom hem. Pre-shrunk 50% cotton / 50% polyester, 5.6 ounce heavyweight with seamless collar.

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Size Chart

Sleeve Length
27 12
16 34
28 12
18 14
29 12
19 34
30 12
21 14
31 12
22 34
32 12
24 14
33 12
25 14
34 12
26 12
Measurement Notes:
Sleeve length is measured full from the center of the back .
Care Instructions:
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.