elitefts Gymshart Crewneck Sweathsirt
What happens when you shart in the gym?
· Do you finish your set and run to the bathroom?
· Do you finish your set and the rest of the training session then clean up the mess?
· Do you bomb out and run to the bathroom?
· Do you bomb out and then cry in self-pity?
To clear things up, a shart is the combination of a sh*t and fart in your pants. Most expect the fart to be silent or only a fart but then it clings onto… Well you get the point. It’s a mess AND if you haven’t experienced it yet… YOU WILL. The real question is, what will you do when you’re faced with this crappy predicament mid set?
FINISH YOUR SET.
Bonus advice: Pack a spare pair of pants, underwear, and a roll of TP in your gym bag, just in case.
- Bella Canvas Unisex Sponge Fleece Raglan Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 6.5 oz., (Solid & Heather) 52/48 airlume combed and ringspun cotton/polyester, 32 singles
- Triblends are 8.2 oz., 50/37.5/12.5 polyester/airlume combed and ringspun cotton/rayon, 32 singles
- Unisex sizing
- Raglan sleeves
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband
- Side seams, retail fit
- Tear-away label