The Scariest Thing in Lifting? This design is a nod to the spookiest, most haunting, bone-chilling, terrifying specter to haunt your gains—Un-Maximized Leverages
As Dave has said time and time again, you can’t flex bone. In order to lift more weight, you need to fill out your frame, something that is the opposite of what has happened here with our unfortunate skeletal lifter. As far as scare factor goes, Skelesquatter trumps Ghosts, Terrifying Creatures, Dark Graveyards, Basements, Attics, Zombies, or that Psychokinetic girl named Eleven.
So what’s the thing to Be Ware of Halloween 2019? The Calorie Deficit! Gainz gone bad! You can’t let your Omen be The Fly landing on all your low fat carb sources that sent you into a Cannibal Holocaust. A calorie deficit is The Night of the Living Dead driving Psyco around Elm Street looking for The Thing that will make you want to eat like Jaws.
We created this design so every time you look in the mirror you will remember to eat again, and again, so no matter what happens you won’t end up like The Others when The Vanishing begins. Use your Sixth Sense and hit the buffet like a Hellraiser and stay out of The Fog of eating clean on Halloween.
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