Even if you can remember back to a time before you lifted...your family got you crazy gifts for Christmas. But now that you are jacked, big, bloated, and immobile...the gifts just keep getting worse. Why can't they just understand that all you need is an EliteFTS gift card (minimum $5,000) and a pair of cargo camo shorts and leave it be?
But as sure as shinola, someone will get you Selfie Stick as a present and you will immediately want to take it out and beat them with it.
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