OK, I won't complicate your life with ALL of the frills of the "He Said" and "She Said" so I'll just give you the highlights which makes me look good.

So...SHE feels harassed on Facebook and Instagram becaaause I like to follow her posts and I comment a lot. She posted a few videos of her doing some kind of snake like dance on the floor (I thinks she called it mobility) that basically just looked like she went from an ice cream cone into melted ice cream. The only thing I could think of (and I might have accidentally typed and hit "enter") was "Do you even lift?"

Well, that might have sparked an argument in which she replied:
"I'll put you in a Rear Naked Choke Hold..." which sadly was NOT what I had hoped that it was...

So after I discovered that through The Googles I replied:
"Let's take this to the mattresses..." which clearly was NOT what she thought that it was...

So...she issued her "challenge"!

https://www.elitefts.com/training-logs/the-darden-project/

I may not QUITE be there yet...but she did give me recent authorization for Lubrication and Diving Flippers...