Saturday was just another reminder of how the world is made for the small weak people!
I went to Six Flags with my mom, sister, niece and nephew. I pretty much figured I wouldn't fit on many of the rides because I always had trouble back when I was in high school...and I'm even bigger now (over 100 pounds bigger).
My niece and nephew really wanted me to go, so for me it just about spending time with them, but I do love roller coasters. It was actually a great time of year to go because the place was pretty much empty and I didn't have to deal with too many of the ignorant stupid humans. If I would've been able to fit on the roller coasters, I could have went a ton of times without waiting in line for hours. The first one I tried had a harness that went over your chest. One of the employees actually told me row four had the biggest chairs and I should try that one.
Ha ha! Not even close! The girl was pushing on the harness and trying to get it down, but it wouldn't even budge. She said she could get someone else to help push. I guess they do that for fat people that they can squish, but she wasn't even moving my chest at all. That one was out.
Later in the day I talked my nephew into riding the big wooden coaster. I thought I might be able to get in that one. He said he would only do it if I went with him. I was pretty stoked because I knew he would like it once he did it. Well, it was an older coaster with a lap bar, which wouldn't close because of the size of my thigh. Again they tried to push it, but it wouldn't budge against my thighs. Damn it!
I was able to get on a few rides, but nothing that cool. It's an amusement park for skinny weak people! My friend said it very simply, "Do you want to bench 900 pounds or ride roller coasters?" I changed that to "Do you want to be big, massive and bench 900 pounds, or be skinny, weak and ride roller coasters?" Well, let me just say I'm not on a diet now. In fact I'm trying to eat more!
It was a cool day anyway and I always enjoy hanging out with my niece and nephew. I'm always amazed that my fat ass can walk around all day like that.