elitefts™ Summer Breeze Smelling Salts
IT'S BACK!
elitefts™ SUMMER BREEZE Smelling Salts Tis the season! *Tantalize your senses *Notes of lavender *A hint of vanilla
These salts provide that terrible moment of clarity before you bury yourself under impossible weight. Ammonia, despair, and maybe... jasmine? Hit it. There is no escaping the PR's.
EliteFTS™ Summer Breeze Smelling Salts
("Summer Breeze... it enters your lungs like a betrayal, clearing the air just before the darkness descends.")
The gym air is thick. Thick with sweat, stale ambition, and the silent screams of past failures. You stand before the bar, a monument to your doubt. Your mind races, finding a million reasons not to attempt the weight. This is where the darkness lives. This is your personal, hellish Summer Breeze.
Now, introduce EliteFTS™ Summer Breeze Smelling Salts. It's not meant to cheer you up. It's meant to strip away the pleasant lies. A brutal hit of ammonia, masked by a faint, almost mocking floral whisper. It’s the scent of reality – cold, sharp, and unforgiving.
This isn't about getting "amped." It's about burning away the hesitation. It's about forcing clarity in the face of overwhelming dread. Inhale and feel the world narrow to just the weight and the task. Feel the panic solidify into grim resolve. Feel the Summer Breeze... and then feel the bar bending under your raw, desperate power.
This is for the moments when you need to embrace the internal struggle, not escape it. When you need a physical shock to align your mind with the brutal reality of moving serious weight. Use it to silence the fear, even if only for a few seconds.
EliteFTS™ Summer Breeze Smelling Salts. Because the real struggle isn't with the weight; it's with the darkness inside. And sometimes, a little ammonia-infused Summer Breeze is exactly what you need to confront it.
Potential side effects: May cause temporary loss of color vision, increased awareness of skeletal structure, and a profound understanding of Newton's Third Law in relation to your spine. Not recommended for individuals allergic to existentialism.
Mixing Directions to Activate:
*Ships Unactivated - SUMMER BREEZE arrives unactivated, so it never loses potency during shipping.
To Activate:
- Open bottle
- Fill the bottle cap with water
- Poor water in bottle
- Close lid
- Shake bottle
Directions for Use:
- Shake bottle
- Open lid
- Inhale with a slight whiff
- Keep nostrils 6-10 inches away from the bottle
Safety Information:
For external use only.
Avoid contact with skin.
Keep away from eyes.
Keep out of reach from children.
Replace safety cap after each use .
Incorrect OR excessive use can cause irritation or burning.
We highly recommend opening the activated bottle 6-10 inches away from your nose and waft the bottle from side to side to slightly whiff through nostrils.
How do SUMMER BREEZE salts work?
Smelling salts arouse consciousness by releasing ammonia (NH3) gas to irritate the nose and lungs' membranes to trigger an inhalation reflex.
The body reproduces an acute pain response, like the kind you get when you accidentally hit your finger with a hammer. It's in that dreadful moment that your brain secretes a tiny but significant boost of adrenaline.
Besides the physical pain of the finger, there's a full-body response to the incident: an increase in alertness and an inattentiveness to most everything else EXCEPT the acute pain.
That's exactly what inhaling ammonia does to your body globally: it causes a tiny yet significant boost of adrenaline that lasts up to one minute.
However, unlike a bodily injury, you don't have to get a band-aid, and it doesn't swell, bruise, or hurt for hours or days afterward. There is no damage.
IRON BREEZE
Whispers promises of depth
Iron breeze steals my last breath
Buried now beneath the weight
Step under, feel the bar bite
Suffocation in the light
This heavy cross upon my back
Leading me down some broken track, yeah
Iron breeze steals my last breath
Whispers promises of depth
Iron breeze steals my last breath
Buried now beneath the weight
See the dust motes, dance and mock
Trapped beneath this steel block
Feel the pressure, deep inside
Nowhere left for me to hide
Iron breeze steals my last breath
Whispers promises of depth
Iron breeze steals my last breath
Buried now beneath the weight
Feel my spine begin to crack
Weight of worlds upon my back
Blood is heavy, thick and slow
Only down is left to go
Iron breeze steals my last breath
Whispers promises of depth
Iron breeze steals my last breath
Buried now beneath the weight
