This is the first time I've been legitimately sick in probably 8-10 years.  Like, flu, fever, all that jazz.  I spent 3 days laying in bed, only eating about 10 crackers.  Thank god for gatorade, because I have no idea how I would've survived.  I joke, kind of...but seriously.

Wanna get small?  Just get sick.  I lost 5lbs. Goodness.