I was into making a clothing line for dudes that could Never be 2 Uge.  It would say that...Never 2 Uge and have a bigger hole for the head to fit through, but not one of those lazy neck things.  That way you could remove the shirt with one hand while the other steadied yourself.  It would also have 3/4 length sleeves.  I always push my sweatshirt sleeves up to my elbows.  Why not just cut it there?

The cool part of my Never 2 Uge design would be the tag inside.  It would have some of my better "coaching cues"  and surf slang directions for the care of that particular tog.

The sizes would start with Junior Varsity Large (we don't make small or smediums, or regular mediums for that matter)  Large, Big Deal Large, Got my large at large large, and Human eclipse large.

Lastly it would be made to order on the length of the shirt.  I wear a XXL to XXXL shirt.  Comfortable across the chest/back and shoulders but hangs below my knees.  Shirts that fit me in length make me look like a Blivet, and blivet is roughly described as 10 lbs of dog shit in a five pound bag.  Total plate head look which is something I don't do.  I never sacrifice comfort for fashion.  Never have and never will.

It's a case of Bigorexia which is the polar opposite of Anorexia.

Today's Training:

Run: 5K

1000 rep arm day

Barbell Curl/DB Supine Tricep ext: 5x20

DB Hammer Curl/Cable Rope Tri Push down: 5x20

Reverse Curl/Dips: 5x20

Seated BB Curl/Chest Supported Triceps Kick Back: 5x20

Preacher Curl/Reverse Grip Tri Push down: 5x20

Air Dyne: 20 minutes