April Fools 2019
We are proud to introduce Elitefts Thermochromatic Latex Knee Sleeves—an entirely new concept in the world of knee sleeves that will revolutionize your squat.
You’ve literally never seen or felt anything like this—our top-secret latex-based formula is applied to the knee in layers to achieve the desired level of support and rebound.
- Exclusive Thermochromatic technology is rolled on with our potentially-patent-pending anatomically-engineered applicator to ensure a precise application.
- Each layer of the Thermochromatic Latex Knee Sleeves you apply will turn a color corresponding with the desired level of support and rebound. Want 250 pounds out of your new sleeves? Apply this product in layers until you reach Constrictor Blue.
- Other layer support options include Pulsing Purple and Chaotic Carmine. A color chart indicating the support level corresponding to each layer’s color and 15-page detailed application instruction packet are included.
Currently legal in all federations: no spray application product is prohibited as per accredited powerlifting federation guidelines.
- As you would with any substance to be applied to the skin’s surface, test product on easily-hidden patch of skin to determine if you have any allergies to our formula.
- For external use only. Not designed for internal use.
- The Thermochromatic Latex Knee Sleeve is designed to respond to healthy body temperatures—do not use if you are sick or experiencing hypothermia as support levels may not accurately be reflected by the sleeve color in these states.
Our RDEFS-2019 Thermochromatic Latex Knee Sleeve solution’s propriety blend includes: High Density Latex, Portland Cement, and Liquid Vibranium.
Be among the first in the world of powerlifting to utilize Thermochromatic Strength Layer Technology in your training—with the potency of our latex formula, your knee sleeves will rival the power of some of the most aggressive knee wraps out there without the wrapping action—let’s face it, no one wants to wrap knees.
**Disclaimer: Use only as directed. Do not attempt to resolve circulatory system conditions using the Thermochromatic Latex Knee Sleeve solution. Efforts to do so may exacerbate issues such as Erectile Dysfunction. Immediate medical attention if significant loss of blood flow to ANY appendage occurs is critical. Appendage color should not correlate with product color variations. Removal solution is currently in development.
