My pec is getting better or I might just be hurting everything else so bad that I have what I term "pain dissociation".

I actually inclined benched then super set it with flat bench and then did 10 push ups after EVERY set today.  So heres what it looked like:

Warm up: Push ups: 5x10

Incline Bench x 10x100

Flat Bench x 10x100

Push up x 10

X 5

 

Cable Cross Over x 10x30

Push Ups X 10

X5

 

Shrugs: x 8x475

Push Ups x 10

X 5

 

4 way neck x 8x5.5

Push ups x 10 x 4

Shoulder Crank: x12x10

Push Ups x 10

X 4

Face Pulls: 4x15x40

That's 280 push ups!  THAT's the REST interval.  As soon as the PU were done I began the next set.

Bike ride home

Then the stupidity...

Here's where I go nuts.  April is working at her office in San Jose, which leaves me unchaperoned.  So I decide before having lunch, I'll get that distance run in with Cooper my dog.

I start out the back gate to the park where I live and I see this guy legitimately JOGGING.  Since I weigh over 200 I can't even say the word.

To me, it's 'Og'n until I pick up the pace to dust this cherry.

Unfortunately, he picks the pace up too.

Now my competitive feathers are ruffled.  PHOQUE!

I start to hit my stride going down a decline.  (large objects roll nicely downhill)

The ENEMY picks his time and spot and blows by me.  Only NOT FOR LONG!  This is now a RACE damn it!  Against some foreign enemy probably a Communist or worse a RADICAL Terrorist.

I must rip his lungs out!  So I fly by HIM on the turn.  My poor dog is now huff'n and puff'n and a leash length behind me.

The fellow calls out..."Is that a Bernese Mtn. Dog?"  without so much as a labored breath.  To which I answer, breathing as normally as an asthmatic patient could, "why yes, yes it is".

This competitor is now off my right shoulder wanting to carry on a conversation of which I will have NONE!

Problem occurs that he turns where I normally turn to start my way back to the house.

Well...knowing that I can't hold this World Record pace for much longer without blowing a windbag in my chest, I go straight as if it were part of my normal game.

I wave and say "farewell" (muttering the word "@$$hole" under my exasperated breath and now need to add an additional TWO miles.

Da PHOQUE!

Now I squat typing this with that persistent cough that comes when you blow out the baffles during a highly ANAEROBIC activity.

So, it's time to consume some Magnesium and eat 10,000 calories so I don't lose my gains.