Brain Torch is exactly what it sounds.
Like most smelling salt products, the purpose is to increase your level of arousal for an act of extraordinary human performance. But unlike most ammonia caps or bottles, we’re not relying on the olfactory organs to deliver the effects.
This is the most powerful, ass-smashing ammonia product on the market, and it's different than any hype-up product you've ever seen.
How did we do this? After months of beta testing, we determined why it was so difficult to find the best ammonia product: we shouldn’t be huffing it at all. This is where Brain Torch comes in. By smoking the smelling salt rather than sniffing it, your body absorbs the arousal-heightening compounds and stores them in the cytosol (intracellular fluid) of your presynaptic neurons, acting as the on-switch for your central nervous system. When your muscles contract by way of myosin and actin filaments, your central nervous system responds by releasing the N-methy-1-phenylpropan-2-amine, resulting in increased force output and heightened state of arousal.
A frequent complaint of standard ammonia products is the immediate decrease in arousal after lifts are completed, requiring the user to huff ammonia before every attempt. When we designed Brain Torch, we wanted a true one-and-done product. We knew that the powerful effects of N-methyl-1-phenylpropan-2-amine would increase a lifter's excitement to previously unseen levels, but we wanted more than that. We wanted a high that would endure through an entire training session, or even an entire meet.
This is why we have combined N-methyl-1-phenylpropan-2-amine with another efficacious compound: high grade dextroamphetamine salt. This added salt allows for a prolonged high arousal state with a half-life of nine to 11 hours. Remember how tired you were at your last meet while warming up for deadlifts? Dextroamphetamine salt will keep you alert and focused through the awards ceremony, holding your heightened arousal all evening. Dextroamphetamine salt also provides secondary psychological effects unavailable in other ammonia products. Studies show that dextroamphetamine salt improves brain abnormalities in the caudate nucleus of the basal ganglia. With Brain Torch, not only will you reach inhuman levels of physical arousal, but your brain will also be forced to adhere to the demands you place on it.
Using Brain Torch
Users will find the process of using Brain Torch slightly more complex than opening a bottle and huffing.
There are multiple ways to smoke Brain Torch, but we recommend rolling it in a joint or smoking it from a glass pipe (elitefts rolling paper and glass pipes coming soon). If you do choose to use an e-cigarette or similar vaping method, you must first liquify the Brain Torch salt into a 50%/50% concentration of propylene glycol and vegetable glycerine. With this method, we recommend using a spoon directly over a lighter and immediately placing the liquid into the vaporizer tank of your e-cigarette once the salt is fully melted.
Optimal timing will vary, but testing reveals that the effects of Brain Torch appear within 5-15 minutes of ingestion and continue to increase for 60 minutes before reaching peak levels.
DISCLAIMER
You must be 18 years or older to purchase this product. EliteFTS Inc., and all partners, subsidiaries and distributors accept no responsibility for side effects including but not limited to migraines, sudden vision loss, hallucinations, paranoia, anal bleeding, increased libido, and difficulty reaching orgasm. Please consult your doctor before using this product. Brain Torch may cause addiction or life-crippling dependency issues.
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