So I went online and looked for "strength and conditioning quotes" and I got bored reading them after like 30 seconds. Under Armor has (or had) a popular slogan "protect this house". I can see this being big for a huge football team in there home stadium against a rival, or anyone who take their facility seriously.
Well, in my realm we have to share said facility that many take seriously. We share it with people who like the idea of working out, want to try out neat tools and "toy's", or just look badass when they have a conversation and bring up how they did "strongman training" or tire flip training today.
Here is the aftermath of me coming outside of the NBS facility to storage "kraits" that were left open in the rain filled with strongman implements and spud straps, enjoy