Training for the IPA Buckeye Brawl on December 1st. Programming by Dave Tate in italics.
WENESDAY 10/14 Lower
- Warm Ups
- 2 sets each of hanging leg raise, glute ham raises and bent knee reverse hypers. Reps will be 4-5 under failure.
- This is just warming up.
- *Add in band pull aparts and band face pulls.
- Good Mornings
- 3 sets of 3-5 reps at 40% of what you squatted over the weekend
Went up to 200 since I am good at following instructions and that is what I was supposed to do. I used the buffalo or duffalo bar or some uffalo shit since I thought that would be better on my shoulders and elbows but it was actually worse since a lot of my elbow issues come from trying to crank my elbows down with shitty mobility and having my hands lower than they normally are was not great. So what I really need is an inverted buffalo bar. A olaffub bar.
- Belt Squats or Pit Shark
- 8 sets of 2 reps with a weight that feels like speed work.
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I did the belt squat since I remembered that every time I did the pit shark something felt fucked up.
- Reverse Hypers (Heavy)
- 3 sets 6-8 reps
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5 plates on each side swinging like one of those rides at the state fair that no one checked for safety and all the nuts and bolts came off
- Inverse Curls
- 3 sets 8-10 reps
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Is this how they do curls in the upside down? Anyway I did a quarter.
- Pull Down Abs
- 3 sets 8-10
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Wow I’m up to 120 on these high five. Very nice.
- Free Time
- 15 minutes - do whatever you want. Nothing under 10 reps and nothing over a level 4
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Seated abs, standing single leg hamstring curl, leg extension, shrugs on calf raise, banded good morning, innie outtie machine
THURSDAY- Speed Upper
- Warm Ups
- 2 sets each various shoulder raise and push downs. Again this is just warming up. I would also put it 1-2 sets of hanging leg raise and GHR’s Also include shoulder circuit for 1 rotation.
- *Add in band pull aparts and band face pulls.
- Speed Bench with Chains
- 50% of CM for 8 total sets of 3 reps using best grip
- Use your normal chain weight.
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Well funny story I thought this would feel great since it was way lighter than the 65% last week but it actually felt like shit. So I guess that is where we are at now. The end.
- Low Rows - Use two different handles
- 3 sets of 6-8 reps (heavy) - handle 1
- 3 sets of 6-8 reps (heavy) - handle 2
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Wide n narrow.
- Band Pull Aparts super set with
- Prone Rear Delt Raises (heavy)
- 3 sets 8 reps
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35 lbs. much swing. wow.
- Free Time
- 15 minutes - do whatever you want. Nothing under 10 reps and nothing over a level 4
Did my usual free time work- tricep extensions, db ohp, lat pulls, grip work, face pulls.
As Elton John says.. SATURDAY. SATURDAY. SATURDAY. SATURDAY. SATURDAY. (from that song about saturday night's alright for fighting. duh).
- Warm Ups
- 2 sets each various shoulder raise and push downs. Again this is just warming up. I would also put it 1-2 sets of hanging leg raise and GHR’s Also include shoulder circuit for 1 rotation.
- *Add in band pull aparts and band face pulls.
- Squats
- Work up to 85% of what you did last weekend.
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425 for a single wham bam thank you maam and squats are done. I wrapped since my wrapper needing some wrapping practice. Wraptice.
- Bench Press with Shirt
- Using boards this week work up to heavy single on 1 board. No need to touch this week.
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I felt a need to touch this week. I love touching.
We were playing today by ear since my bench has been a little bit of a clusterfuck. One of my issues with my bench (aside from the part where I touch and press and lock out) is having my ass come off the bench and/or having my legs do something dumb. So I had my training buddies keep an eye on the ol butt cheeks to see what was going on. After working up to 275, which would be an opener, I got the delightful news that my ass was higher than a giraffe’s pussy.
Then I remembered that I actually changed my setup the other year to fix this exact debacle.
I am currently setting up by putting my feet on the bench, digging my upper back in the bench, then putting my feet down. A few years ago I put my feet down first then my back down. But I felt like I had a hard time getting my back tight so I reverted back to my old ways.
I had not thought about this until the frustration of being 2 weeks out and being all over the place jogged this very important memory.
I changed my setup, took 275 again. My ass stayed down, my bench was more solid- so feet down first it shall be.
I cut it there since this ended up just being a day to fix shit and DIAL IT IN. I hate that phrase. The only thing I dial in is a food order if they god forbid don’t have online ordering. I also use dial soap to wash my mouthguard I have to wear at night so I guess I dial that in too.
Sunday
Full bod accessory day- reverse hyper, hyper, extensions for pretty much any part of my body that can be extended, front and side raises, lat pulls, hamstring curls, grip
I was boring myself by just writing the day of the week that corresponded to my training but I also have this problem where I just think of things and then smash them right out on the keyboard. In this case it was that Elton John song "Saturday night's already for fighting" in which he repeats the word Saturday numerous times and as I was singing it in my head, my fingertips danced about the keyboard and lo an behold, it appeared on the screen. Then I saved it.
I beg your forgiveness.