This all began last night.

Before training, I go home for an hour or so and head back to train. I got a vent attachment as a gift and figured I would give it a try. I am not much of a phone video guy as seen in this video.

 

 

After this one I stopped because. A. It's stupid and B. I don't know what to say.

 

Now I get this clip so I don't have to hold the phone and figure I will give it another shot. No idea what to film so I filmed myself ordering burgers...

 

Nothing else needs said...

A video posted by Dave Tate - Elitefts.com (@underthebar) on

 

For some odd reason, this seemed to be a hit. I went back to the gym, trained, hit a real PR (I will write a training update soon) and head back home.

 

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Before heading out I fired out a few text messages to people who know what I was training for to give them the update.  Last Friday I had lunch with Vincent Dizenzo, Matt Rhodes and Jim Wendler and they told me I should post about my training cycle.  Between them and the texts last night I've decided I will post it all - but later.
By the time I got home, family time and caught up on reading and emails it was close to 2am. Very late for me.

 

I fall asleep and...

 

Let's just say I am not a morning person. How in the hell I used to train at 8:00 am after training clients from 5-7:00 am in beyond me. I got my ass up around 8:45 am and wobbled to the chair and sat and read for 30-45 minutes. Then checked email and started to move.
Moving in the morning sucks ass!  Right now it's even worse.

 

Why? I will post about that later as well.  Trying to stay on point.

 

I make it out of the house and freeze my ass off in the car. Get to the gas station and pick up 2 AMP Drinks for work. I then remember the phone clip thing but am not in the mood to deal with filming a damn thing. So I use Siri to take pics and send texts (not as easy as you think but I figured it out). Actually the worst part was not being able to copy and text becuase Siri texting sucks ass so how person X knew what I was saying is beyond me. I guess the pics did the speaking.

 

Here is my way into work with the texts I was sending to person X.

MY TEXT:

Normal start to the day. Pick up drinks, meds, drive to Mcdonalds and wait in the reject line.

 

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MY TEXT

Finally got two sandwiches, two hash browns, sausage, gravy and biscuits with a breakfast burrito. Off to work. 

 

 

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PERSON X

Haha. The cement silos and train tracks are SO rust belt PL

 

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PERSON X

OMG!!! Is that your medical files bag??? Cane and hash browns. LOL. haha. Holy Fuck

 

 

 

MY TEXT

No, my medical file bag is this - I haven't taken it out of the car yet, nor the trash. I forgot the pre-workout Red Bull and Zero Bars

 

 

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MY TEXT

Fuck it... going to look at the new place. I really don't want to go to work right now. I guess driving around is still working. Even more so if I am going to look at new place. 

 

 

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PERSON X - TEXT 

Damn!!! It's for real

 

 

 

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MY TEXT

Bike Trail

 

 

 

PERSON X - TEXT

I saw that trail on the map. Great location off the main roads

 

 

MY - TEXT

ya, until I run someone over with my car

 

 

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MY TEXT

ICE!

 

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My Text

Look at how awesome

 

 

 

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MY TEXT

I eat half the meal before I go into the office so I don't have to hear people say OMG you're eatting all that! That's all I need right now. 

 

 

PERSON X

Do you realize how funny it is that you drive around with your medical files, a cane, bottles of assorted pills and burgers?

 

 

MY TEXT

so

 

 

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MY TEXT 

The rest goes in the office to eat at my desk. Two sandwitches and burrito killed.

 

 

 

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MY TEXT

I leave my work bag in the car and toss what I need into the Mcdonalds bag so I only have one bag to hobble with.

 

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MY TEXT

OK, I'm here, pet the dog and now ready to go home.

 

 

MY TEXT

Fans on - ready  to work. Only two hours late today. 

 

 

PERSON X

Oh. My Fucking God. Is that a Breitling super ocean in the fucking Mcdonalds bag??????????

 

 

MY TEXT

Logged in now - ready to work

Nailed it on the watch

 

 

PERSON X

I am cracking up SO hard. Only fucking you would do that! Throw your watch in a Mcdonalds bag.

 

 

MY Text

Why??????? I need a blog idea, think I should use this. 

 

 

 

Person X Text

Do it!!!!

 

 

 

 

FOOTNOTE to Person X - This idea SUCKED!  This took me forever to post all these images and texts. Not cool! Now I see why people do the catr video thing. It takes a fraction of the time and almost zero work!

 

 

 

 

 

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